The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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