Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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