I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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