I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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