next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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