girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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