Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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