i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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