doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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