so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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