Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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