Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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