As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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