Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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