brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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