Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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