Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Randomize
