Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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