paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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