so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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