dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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