i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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