so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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