its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so let's talk penis.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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