She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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