I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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