i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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