The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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