Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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