You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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