did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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