she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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