All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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