i think i have herpe
just one?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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