Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM