Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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