he wants to bone in the snuggie
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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