party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She said her name was "party"
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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