I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He felt like a one man threesome
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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