Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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