i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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