No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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