For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Enjoy the penises
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize
