he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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