He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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