Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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