You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
