What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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