Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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