ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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