"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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