I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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