Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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