what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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