are you still at the devil's house?
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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