i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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